CELEBRATE THE IRISH - HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY!!!
May you always have a clean shirt, a clear conscience, and enough coins in your pocket to buy a pint!
May neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, the angels protect you, and Heaven accept you.
And as my Irish roommate, when I was in the USAF, used to say: "Me wants to live to be 100 and die in bed - shot by a jealous husband".
The USAF should have known it was not wise to put two Irishmen in the same room as roommates. By doing so our moral was on top of the world but the others were constantly confused. One Irishman can think up all sorts of devilish tricks but when two are together - run for the hills.
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