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Friday, December 30, 2011

Shark In The Mountains - A Man's Best Friend




Okay guys, how many of you know a woman that actually loves her vacuum cleaner? When you have 4 dogs you spend a lot of time walking behind a vacuum cleaner. When they are German Shepherd Dogs which only shed twice a year - which just happens to be six months at a time - you end up with a lot of dog hair. So having a functional and easy to use vacuum cleaner is a tool that is hard to do without. We bought a new vacuum called a Shark and is often seen advertised on television. It works just like demonstrated and Carol absolutely loves our (her) new Shark. It is easy to push around, the wheels don't squeal, it doesn't knock over tables and doesn't sound like a jet plane warming up in your living room. In short it is worth every penny you pay for it.

Let me share something personal with you guys. When you buy your best gal one of those fancy good looking vacuum's that push like a tank and are hard to use after the first month of ownership you are not doing yourself any favor. For her to use that is is like pushing around a shopping cart with a locked wheel, filled with bricks. Buy one like the Shark and she will enjoy it so much she won't let you touch it for fear you will damage it, modify it or use it to vacuum up sawdust or nails in your shop. I'm not even allowed to read the owners manual. Buy her one of these beauties and then just sit back in your recliner and watch her make that sweet investment work properly while you sip a beer and sit on the side lines. I'm sure it would vacuum up bent nails, metal filings and sawdust, but why expend the effort as long as she thinks you might try do it.

A dropped comment about maybe that motor could have the power increased a little bit or I may get myself one of those for the shop/garage if it will suck up metal filings and bent nails is all you need. You go get it out (if you can find where she hid it) and chances are you won't get 6 feet before your hand is forcibly removed. Try to use it and you risk a body cast. So guys be smart, get one of these little gems and if you spill potato chips while watching those bowl games, no sweat, that little beauty will in action before you can watch the replay. Come on guys, be smart....

4 comments:

Pat said...

I have always said, God made only one mold for a man, and then he just hung different faces on them!

Deirdre said...

I am definitely letting Bob read this... We need a new vac and you have dropped just the right plums for contemplation. Sure is a clean floor you have there. :)

Raylene said...

You are too funny!..and dead right! I have a Dyson--got it in lieu of husband to help--works great and does not chase after skirts!

Carol said...

Raylene, you made me laugh out loud. Deirdre, Raylene is a BFF from high school. We lived kitty corner across the street from each other and if she wasn't at my house, I was at hers.